As the Clampitts get ready to close the book on Japan, I`ve been thinking about all the things that seemed odd when we arrived. And so begins the series, “You know you`re in Japan when….”
“You know you`re in Japan when your dog is better accessorized than you are.”
I used to live by a rule stating I would never date anybody who had better hair or skinnier legs than me. There is now an amendment to my personal constitution. I will also not have a dog with better hair.
Like their human counterparts, a dog`s gotta get a little running around time. But it`s not on the way to the park.
Japanese dogs prefer not to jog alongside their masters. They`re all pack leaders preferring to point the way. Usually from the front basket.
After Easter and before Labor Day, please adhere to fashion rules. The dog must match the shoes.
The dog back pack allows the Master two fully functioning hands.
Don`t leave the house without the shades, shoes, and running outfit-
Or your blush and false eyelashes.
A fashion editor will cover clothing in a separate post.
Until next time, peace from the park.